Thursday, May 24, 2012

Mask of David Koch

Mask of greedy, evil billionaire, David Koch the oil man and Dixie Cup dude
Die Maske des gierigen, bösen Milliardär David Koch das Öl Mann und Dixie Cup Kumpel
Mask of Charles Koch, brother of David Koch and a booger eating fool and punk
 Mask of Charles Koch, der Bruder von David Koch und ein Popel essen Narr und Punk

gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun

David Koch: no offense to the pig intended

Mr. Skull Bobblehead sings: Hitler has only got one ball.. on 
The Farrell Hamann Show


Spooky Walmart Greeters hate the Koch brothers

Koch funded: Americans for Prosperity would like to segregate this school system in North Carolina #AFP

Print up your own funny Car Talk Traffic Tickets and hand them out to crazy drivers!
http://www.cartalk.com/content/car-talk-traffic-tickets-0

Trump Hotels will burn your toast and Donald's hair looks like ass
 Trump Hotels wird brennen Sie Ihre Toast und Donald das Haar sieht aus wie Arsch

Right wing KFBK Sacramento radio host, Ed Crane. Lap dog, liar, and punk, A birther..



Rush Limbaugh (Limbaughzbub
Masks for sale by artist
 Masken zum Verkauf des Künstlers. Dies ist ein rechter Flügel Radio Freak, Rush Limbaugh

Kubota B6000 tractor. Just like the one I had except I had a loader on the front. Also came with a 6 ft. Woods mower, a HD bush chipper, and a ripper.

Who is the dumbest right wing tweeter in the USA? @Serr8d That's my vote. Guy has his head up Rush Limbaugh's fat ass. Boycott Subway, they sponsor Limbaugh and use Koch brother's Dixie Cups. Thanks to Serr8d, I'm going to more than double my #StopRush efforts. That would include KFBK Right Wing Propaganda radio and Clear Channel (that uses paid callers)

Senior Male underwear model and artist, Farrell Hamann. America's favorite
 Senioren männlich Unterwäsche-Model und Künstlerin, Farrell Hamann. Amerikas beliebtester

 My 25 room palace. Each tower has a secret.
Meine 25 Zimmer-Palast. Jeder Turm hat ein Geheimnis. Museum Qualität Investition Qualität Fine Art für Ihren kleinen Prinzen oder einer Prinzessin oder als touristische Attraktion. Die weltweit besten.

 Several buildings in the Castle Collection of California sculptor, Farrell Hamann. There are ten total not counting the very large castles, palaces, and tower. 
Mehrere Gebäude in der Burg Collection of California Bildhauer, Farrell Hamann. Es gibt zehn insgesamt nicht eingerechnet die sehr großen Burgen, Schlösser und Turm.

 Gargoyle vase or urn with "wedding flowers" picked behind a Chinese restaurant in Sacramento, California
(where you have to be somewhat careful that you don't get eaten by a cougar or mountain lion)
 Gargoyle Vase oder Urne mit "Wedding Flowers" nahm hinter einem chinesischen Restaurant in Sacramento, Kalifornien

Below: furry man boobs (this could be Serr8d for all I know)




Only known map to Old Fart's secret gold mine in the mother lode of California. The trail is very faint and seldom used. Some elderly local people may know something but are keeping quiet. The area around the prospector's cabin is all dug up, however. Proof that someone is looking. It's really a fantastic placer deposit, not a hard rock mine but you can tell that the gold didn't travel far due to the incredible size of the gold nuggets. Sorry, I was drinking when I made the map at Old Fart's behest.  
Nur bekannte Karte, um geheime Gold Old Fart-Mine in der Mother Lode in Kalifornien. Der Weg ist sehr schwach und selten genutzt. Einige ältere Menschen vor Ort wissen vielleicht etwas, sind aber den Mund halten. Das Gebiet rund um den Goldsucher Kabine ist alles umgegraben, aber. Der Nachweis, dass jemand zuschaut. Es ist wirklich ein fantastisches Placer Kaution, kein Hard Rock Mine aber man kann sagen, dass das Gold nicht weit reisen, aufgrund der unglaublichen Größe des Gold-Nuggets. Leider wurde ich trinken, wenn ich die Karte im Old Fart Geheiß gemacht.

http://greenbuildingelements.com/2009/02/20/granite-countertops-radon-what-the-granite-industry-doesn%E2%80%99t-want-you-to-know/

http://forums.iboats.com/showthread.php?t=22283
Above: Forum, worse car you've ever owned. Also link to worse boat you've ever owned.

Atlas Shrugged, the book by freak, Ayn Rand? Read this: Atlas Drugged by Dr. Stephen L. Goldstein http://www.aynrandbedamned.blogspot.com/
Asshole of the Month is james Wigderson of Wisconsin. An annoying, petty little rat fuck

Mitt is an asshole (for those of you who are confused or drank the coolaid

http://prisonmap.com/ 

  Private Prisons totally suck.

California's new art museum! Where the cool people hang out. Private collection of sculptor, Farrell Hamann. You can bring kids, dogs, smoke a cigar, or just hang out. In Sacramento. Just call: 1-800-916-7696 Art students welcome. See the famous mosaic eggs, palaces, chateau on rock, Lion tower.  Worth the drive down from Granite Bay or Tahoe, or up from SF or Marin County.

Kinetic sculpture. Marble tower toy


"Friendly Series" Acrylic Paintings

Max says Karma has been kind to me:
I suppose, Max, that karma has been kind to me (like you say). Life could have treated me with more unkindness. My brother, for example got a live steam burn on his dick, married a woman so strong that she'd turn the water tap so tightly he couldn't budge it and frequently would punch him in the gut while he slept. All that could have happened to me... Wife thinks that I'm lucky!

I probably am lucky... I was cute back when it really counted and I'm lucky that all those guys whose wives and girlfriends that I fucked didn't kill me. I could have gotten an Academy Award for acting back then with my "innocent" who me kind of affectation.

When My brother, who I'll call Garibaldi, burned his dick with live steam, he was naked and hung a very wet towel on a really hot wall heater. His dick poked the towel against the heater and there was a very loud: Pssssst!!!!  Right then and there, he should have dipped it in cold water and swished it around but he was probably not thinking clearly. Probably just blew on it like it was a smoking Colt 45. Not smart.

A penis injury is never funny.... Hahahahahahaha (sorry). Most severe dick injuries are caused by slamming it against a hard surface like a desk causing it to break. Yes, they can break. If broken, seek medical help immediately, pronto! Many guys don't seek professional help, wait too long then it is too late. Don't be that guy, spread the word.

Never broke the pecker but was almost human a kabob sans the heat. I used to climb trees and, with wild abandon, jump down into near by bushes to break my fall. I was in Possum Hollow in Michigan and I jumped down into a bush... The top neatly snapped off forming a lethal point which shot up my pant leg (just missing the jewels) slid up my belly and under my shirt and ended up putting some considerable pressure with the point under my jaw. I couldn't move, I just swayed there for a very long time in the Michigan sun. Finally, my muffled screams reached someone and they cut me down.  Lucky?


Vagina: Don't let clueless right wing males control the agenda!
A Farrell Hamann Fine Art, Out by Noon, video production. Sacramento, CA

Bully stole my lunch!

 Carpet repair by professional. Much better than a crappy Stainmaster Carpet sold by the Koch Industries. Haha David!
List of Koch brother's products to boycott (The Benzine Killers)
STROKE WARNING SIGNS 

  Bad Ju Ju, this billionaire twerp and his brother Charles is just as bad. Exalted One says sneak up and sprinkle him with butthairs but I don't know.. Risky!  Exulted One always coming up with solutions above my pay grade

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